Friday, January 16, 2015

Angry Letter

Angry Letter

Dear People of America,

                You’re Dunkin Donuts obsession is really starting to piss me off.  Since I do work in a Dunkin Donuts establishment, I really do understand how absolutely ridiculous people can be when it comes to their coffee.  God forbid you put two creams instead of three or you accidentally give them five hash browns instead of six. All hell seems to break lose if one thing goes wrong.  But in case you people haven’t noticed, I don’t have time to sit there and make sure your coffee and entire meal is absolutely perfect considering I’m busy making coffee’s for other 600 people that come through the drive thru at eight o’clock on a Saturday morning. Now if you could please sit down and have just a smidgen of patience it would be greatly appreciated by every single Dunkin employee in this establishment.  Oh yeah, and if you could get your screaming kid that just wants a munchkin to calm down would also be appreciated.

                                                                                Please have an absolutely splendid day.


                                                                                                                        All Dunkin Employees.

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